There’s an advertising hoarding, big as a bus, at London Bridge station showing the covers of the three Millennium Trilogy books. You know, the ‘Girl Who…’ books. Underneath the covers is the phrase, large-writ, ‘which girl do you want for Christmas?’ I’m confused by this ad. I think it must be a cry for help [...]

Christmas tree decoration seen in Canary Wharf shopping centre reads: CCTV in operation here. This has to be a prank, right? There’s no way, even in the Orwellian Albtraum of Canary Wharf, that someone would have decided this an appropriate Christmas decoration for the shopping centre’s christmas trees. Alas, I fear it’s real and intentional: [...]